House of Urban Angst

Alex Steed

Pre-Mall Feigned Happiness

ME: But we are happy, aren’t we?

JENNIE: Just hurry up and stop talking.

(via jlyurges)

Masterpiece by Josh

Josh has an opening tonight at the Gallery at the Eastland Hotel, Portland, ME from 5-8 PM

If you are out doing the First Friday Art Walk thing, check out his work.

He’s a huge talent. And one of my favorite people in the entire world.

Go there. Buy art (preferably Josh’s).

Die Antwoord - Beat Boy (met lyrics)

My friend Josh sent me a link to this today.

Wow.

I wouldn’t think this would be my thing. And, it’s not.

But, wow.

WOW.

I don’t really know what to say about this.

I’m just happy.

I think I kind of forgot what it feels like.

cheaperthanacupofjoe:

BitterWaitress.com has this awesome forum where waiters and waitresses post horrible tips left by celebrities. Heres a few from their database followed by comments left by the disgruntled servers:

Ricki Lake - Bill: $142.44 / Tip: $8.00
“Can you believe it , after the son ripped through the restaurant and scattered food everywhere. How rude, we tried to keep them happy at all times, feeding and kissing butt. And, that’s the thanx we get. Offering a free desert too. Fame,who’s the shame.”

Bruce Willis - Bill: $450.00 / Tip: $30.00
“The whole party was really rude”

Rachel Ray - Bill: $10.00 / Tip: $1.05
“She is promoting a less than 20% tip on a show that millions of people watch. And she is a CHEF!! I can believe someone in the industry would ever tip less than 20%, which IS the norm these days. She’s a straight beast.

Bill Cosby - Bill: $375.00 / Tip: $3.00
“Eat your puddin’ phlism-phlasm, bism basm, poppin, baaaaaah”

Britney Spears - Bill: $523.20 / Tip: $26.00
Rude to me and my server assistant. She made me run my ass off.

Kirsten Dunst - Bill: $223.00 / Tip: $0.00
She smelled, badly. She wasn’t even coherent. The guy she was with had to order for her. Bitches didn’t leave a tip!

Sean Penn - Bill: $450.00 / Tip: $0.00
“Sean Penn is in New Orleans filming & came into my restaurant with 3 other people. Waited on them hand and foot. The bill $450.00 - the tip: none. Cheapskate.”

Poor Kirsten Dunst. The elimination of vodka from her diet would leave her starving but would likely result in a much less waxy complexion and the possibility of an actual career (and some happiness). AA is that way. Go there.