August 2009
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Today's Best Man Duties
12:15 am - Return to my apartment after evening including dinner with Josh, Jennie and family + shopping for all wedding beverages + ice coordination + extraneous wedding planning activities.
12:20 am - Start my laundry + Josh’s laundry
12:45 am - Call Lirra (my wedding date) and coordinate wedding and post-wedding (Saturday night late-night) activities.
1:10 am - Put laundry in dryers.
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Today's Best Man Duties
8:30 am - Make list of things that I/Josh need to accomplish by the end of the day tomorrow.
8:31 am - Stress out over the number of things on the list.
8:32 am - Remind myself not to yell at Josh until he gets back from the honeymoon.
8:33 am - Remind myself that I probably shouldn’t yell at Josh at all.
8:34 am - Lie down and think about wedding toast.
8:40 am - Fall asleep.
9:00 am...
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Only cause @OhAngie likes it. Because I don't (he...
♫ http://blip.fm/~auwe0
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Tips for errant men
If your feet are disgusting (and they probably are … )
Get a pedicure.
Put your dogs into the hands of a professional. You won’t regret it.
If you think this will make you gay, ponder this line of thinking for a minute and then become an adult and book the appointment.
And they won’t paint your toenails. Unless you ask them to.
Sweet feet will get you nookie.
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OK universe, lets see some of this osmotic wedding...
A hot summer fling would suffice.
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Why save it for later? The English Beat - Save It...
♫ http://blip.fm/~attfr
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If everybody is kind of strange, does that make...
♫ http://blip.fm/~atsrc
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Debbie Harry does it for me. Dirty. Lily does it...
♫ http://blip.fm/~atctx
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Something is going on ...
I’m feeling really good about life for like the third day running.
This is odd.
Where have you gone soul-sucking insecurity?
Dear Universe,
Thank you for helping me to figure out what I want.
Now, if you could help me figure out how to get it I would really appreciate it.
If that could happen this summer it would be even better.
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A conversation between a groom and his best man
Rob (best man): I'm going for a run so I can fit into the suit I'm wearing to your wedding.
Josh (groom): Are you going to just keep running until the wedding? (Saturday, 8.1)
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Today's best man duties
6:30 am - Wake up.
6:31 am - Think about wedding day toast.
6:32 am - Picture myself making a giant ass out of myself in front of 100 people.
6:33 am - Think about toast (the kind you eat).
6:34 am - Think about not being able to fit into the new suit I am wearing to the wedding.
6:35 am - Decide against eating toast.
6:36 am - Meditate. Start day over.
9:00 am - Appointment with shrink....
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One of my favorite things about my life is that...
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Oh, I can. The price is just too high. The Rolling...
♫ http://blip.fm/~aplju
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Tips for errant men
If you own an article of clothing that is shiny, give it away.
Preferably to someone you don’t like.
And no, that shiny shirt you love to wear out on Saturday night is not an exception.
Shiny is for shoes and watches.
Period.
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Sweet Sunday afternoon sound. @sheryonstone kicks...
♫ http://blip.fm/~an6x7
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Tips for errant men
Please keep your shirt on.
The only exceptions to this would be in places where public sunbathing is encouraged (e.g. the beach), or in the privacy of your own home.
If you are hot, go to the beach or go home.
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I didn't know I could still dance like that. I...
♫ http://blip.fm/~amv4q
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Wake up tuneage by @OhAngie. Perfect morning. Jack...
♫ http://blip.fm/~amsg3
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In bed with chocolate and George (he's a cat,...
Huge crazy night.
Thank you universe.
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Just walked into Bard and heard this. Old time...
♫ http://blip.fm/~alfpc
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Sun seeking with Abbylicious. Word.
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I wish there was something to tell. Franz...
♫ http://blip.fm/~al1xl
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Tips for errant men
If you buy your cologne from a local drug store chain i.e. Rite Aid, Walgreens, CVS, etc.
Stop it.
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I really, really like this song. Not so sure why....
♫ http://blip.fm/~ajwkp
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Tips for errant men
Do not buy grooming products (e.g. deodorant) that are labeled with the scent “After Hours”
Nothing good can come of this
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Perfect smoooothie tunage for a dismal Friday...
♫ http://blip.fm/~aj0fq
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@OhAngie knows all about my Frank crush. And I...
♫ http://blip.fm/~aizpk
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You want to touch me? Really? Catherine Wheel - I...
♫ http://blip.fm/~ahogt
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