February 2010
27 posts
January 2010
104 posts
No matter how you dress it up.
I think Cupid hates me.
It’s a horrible idea. Mine are all ugly. I’m not participating.
The Final Chapter of The Catcher in the Rye
Goodbye to the man.
(via benjaminpalmer)
Pursuing a career as a dictator just became very attractive.
Something to look forward to in 2010.
1. Allow the angel to reach room temperature. Then kill it.
2. Kill God. Set Him aside.
3. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees.Matt Reading is awesome (and so is McSweeney’s).
I talked to three people, friends mind you … not a word.
Finally, Josh, after talking to me for 10 minutes and walking into another room, says, “Dude, you have chocolate all over your face.”
I looked in the mirror and it looked like I blew my nose with a chocolate Kleenex.
Thanks a lot guys.