February 2010
27 posts
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“I only know how to talk to you in music blips”
– Overheard at a Tweetup (via jakks)
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Here to Yaz, the 80's and the white man overbite....
♫ http://blip.fm/~k4txr Kimalah
Feb 1st
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January 2010
104 posts
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Jan 31st
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Unrequited love sucks.
No matter how you dress it up.
Jan 31st
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I just spent way too much $$ on Valentine's Day...
I think Cupid hates me.
Jan 31st
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Who started this whole trend to "replace your...
It’s a horrible idea. Mine are all ugly. I’m not participating.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Wait, I don't remember asking to be this boring?
Jan 28th
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Listennevver: The Final Chapter of The Catcher in the...
Jan 28th
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Dictators, and the sunglasses who wear them →
(via benjaminpalmer) Pursuing a career as a dictator just became very attractive.
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Sexting? Really? This is a thing?
I have a strict rule against being photographed naked. It has not been hard to enforce.
Jan 28th
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MTV has a casting call up for “people who appear...
Something to look forward to in 2010.
Jan 28th
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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My life pre-last Thursday set to music courtesy of...
♫ http://blip.fm/~jn9g6
Jan 23rd
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Youth is overrated when you're 43.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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“The investment community feels very put-upon. They feel there is no reason why...”
– Daniel Fass, chairman of Obama’s financial-industry fundraising party on Oct. 19, 2009, insisting that despite wrecking the economy and then being handed trillions of bailout dollars, Wall Street is a victim.
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
“$500,000 is not a lot of money, particularly if there is no bonus.”
– Wall Street compensation consultant James Reda on Feb. 3, 2009, giving The New York Times a good example of just how totally out of touch the super-rich really are.
Jan 18th
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“Haven’t we already given money to rich people … Shouldn’t we...”
– President George W. Bush in November 2002, acknowledging to advisors that he knew his tax cuts were giveaways to the super-wealthy.
Jan 18th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Nietzsche's Angel Food Cake →
mattreading: 1. Allow the angel to reach room temperature. Then kill it. 2. Kill God. Set Him aside. 3. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Matt Reading is awesome (and so is McSweeney’s).
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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I walked around in public for two hours today with...
I talked to three people, friends mind you … not a word. Finally, Josh, after talking to me for 10 minutes and walking into another room, says, “Dude, you have chocolate all over your face.” I looked in the mirror and it looked like I blew my nose with a chocolate Kleenex. Thanks a lot guys.
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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