This is why I love the Ace Hotel. This has not been my experience with them.
- Tech Dork #1: She said she worked for Google and I've got her underwear. How many points do I get for that?"
- Tech Dork #2: I don't even know. You're a god.
I’m sprawled across the kitchen floor staring at the empty bakery box that once contained three very large brownies when the eloquent words of my kindest friend Seth start ringing in my ears, “Follow your brain. Your heart’s a f*cking idiot.”
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Yet another example of how chocolate is a poor substitute for Bikram yoga.
- Hipster Girl 1: Do I look slutty? I'm going for non-slutty.
- Hipster Girl 2: You don't know how. You should go home.