House of Urban Angst

Dec 12

I'd get myself in all sorts of trouble if I told you what I used to like to do to this song ... ahem. Take Me To The River | The Talking Heads | Live in Rome 1980

http://blip.fm/~hpwz9 (a particularly great live version)

Foursquare War

emilyshmemily:

Since Bobbbyg and I started this Foursquare thing - it’s been all out war.

It has also become painfully obvious that he is most likely stalking me. I can hear you coming!

You’ll never win. And it’s not stalking, it’s “closely observing.”

“I’ll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there’s evidence of any thinking going on inside it.” —

- Terry Pratchett (via adtothebone)

AMEN.

andrewakessler:

Alex & Zack, Local 188, Portland, ME
How can you not love this photo?
Two elite members of Portland’s hipsterati.
And neither of them are even slightly annoying. 
Please note the absence of Alex’s signature Rogue’s Gallery flannel thus making this photograph undoubtedly a collector’s item.

andrewakessler:

Alex & Zack, Local 188, Portland, ME

How can you not love this photo?

Two elite members of Portland’s hipsterati.

And neither of them are even slightly annoying.

Please note the absence of Alex’s signature Rogue’s Gallery flannel thus making this photograph undoubtedly a collector’s item.

adamiss:

Would you believe this little gem of an antique store is in the city? You walk through an alley on 17th street, and there you are, in this serene, beautiful shop. Day: brightened.

adamiss:

Would you believe this little gem of an antique store is in the city? You walk through an alley on 17th street, and there you are, in this serene, beautiful shop. Day: brightened.

The Delicate Art of Seduction

The Dennis System - A Comprehensive Approach to Seduction:

• D - Demonstrate value
• E - Engage physically
• N - Nurturing dependance
• N - Neglect emotionally
• I - Inspire hope
• S -Separate entirely

This knowledge could quite possibly change my life.

As it couldn’t get much worse for me in the seduction department I don’t have much to lose.

All credit for content assigned goes to my favorite Emily ever (except maybe my cousin Emily - you know, family loyalty and all).

emilyshmemily:

I just realized I’m caught somewhere between the N. ‘s in the D.E.N.N.I.S. system. …. thats hilarious…

emilyshmemily:

DO NOT GO TO THIS - Their clothes are too fantastic, and I don’t have the patience to fight with you today.
Covet, covet, covet … this mantra is always my solution to dilemmas like this.

emilyshmemily:

DO NOT GO TO THIS - Their clothes are too fantastic, and I don’t have the patience to fight with you today.

Covet, covet, covet … this mantra is always my solution to dilemmas like this.

Dec 11

I always wanted someone to call me Lovage. "Licking your greasy spoon" Lovage – Pit Stop (Take Me Home)

http://blip.fm/~hnskx

Dec 09

nevver:

$11,250.00
This is just … yuck.

nevver:

$11,250.00

This is just … yuck.

Dec 05

[video]

nevver:

South Africa under apartheid
Good God. How embarrassing for white people everywhere. And, for f*ck’s sake put some proper pants on.

nevver:

South Africa under apartheid

Good God. How embarrassing for white people everywhere. And, for f*ck’s sake put some proper pants on.

Dec 04

nevver:

My Gal Friday
I’d like one of these please.

nevver:

My Gal Friday

I’d like one of these please.

Dec 01

Fun with Meghan and Photo Booth ~ today it is December and the holiday season is upon us
We both really like Christmas so we’re even more joyful than usual
We’re just hanging out drinking eggnog and singing Feliz Navidad at the top of our lungs
It’s going to be an awesome month likely involving more sugar than usual

Fun with Meghan and Photo Booth ~ today it is December and the holiday season is upon us

We both really like Christmas so we’re even more joyful than usual

We’re just hanging out drinking eggnog and singing Feliz Navidad at the top of our lungs

It’s going to be an awesome month likely involving more sugar than usual

jakks:

Self Directed Self PortraitJaica Kinsmanc. 2002
Look at my friend Jaica. She looks so beautiful here (she is) & very tough. Jaica is a very talented artist but I don’t think that she tells many people about this part of her life. She also has really cool shoes. The coolest.

jakks:

Self Directed Self Portrait
Jaica Kinsman
c. 2002

Look at my friend Jaica. She looks so beautiful here (she is) & very tough. Jaica is a very talented artist but I don’t think that she tells many people about this part of her life. She also has really cool shoes. The coolest.

Nov 30

emilyqualey:

OMG. Bubbah’s. 80’s. Etc.
This was my Friday night. With lots more people. Hot.

emilyqualey:

OMG. Bubbah’s. 80’s. Etc.

This was my Friday night. With lots more people. Hot.