1. 9 Jan



    A pre-wedding conversation: Suit-shopping

    1. SALESPERSON: So, what colors do you like?
    2. GROOM: *look of confusion* *fear*
    3. ME: He doesn't know.
    4. GROOM: *nodding*
    5. SALESPERSON: Well, what colors do you wear to work?
    6. GROOM: *look of confusion* Scrubs? *fear*
    7. ME: He's a doctor.
    8. SALESPERSON: *huge smile* Oh, I see ...
    9. ME: He's also really cheap.
    10. SALESPERSON: Oh, I see ...
    11. —Fast forward, lots of $$ later—
    12. GROOM: I love how you just took control of that.
    13. ME: Practice make perfect. I've got your back. Bring your wallet.
     
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