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    Morning Breath ~ today I realized that Emily (AKA- the social media ninja) cannot be trusted* After two months of back-to-back business trips I returned to find the Ninja with her feet up at my desk. There is also evidence that she had been using the Kiehl’s products that I keep stashed in my top desk drawer and someone heard her impersonating me on the phone. And she was ordering spa services. And, to top it all off, she has outsted me as the “Mayor of VIA” on Foursquare. This calls for drastic action. Suggestions? *this photo was actually taken last Friday during Portland’s First Friday Art Walk at the “Shoot Your Face Off” event at SPACE Gallery by the talented Nathan Eldridge But I’m still keeping an eye on the Ninja. She’s notoriously power hungry.

    Morning Breath ~ today I realized that Emily (AKA- the social media ninja) cannot be trusted*

    After two months of back-to-back business trips I returned to find the Ninja with her feet up at my desk.

    There is also evidence that she had been using the Kiehl’s products that I keep stashed in my top desk drawer and someone heard her impersonating me on the phone. And she was ordering spa services.

    And, to top it all off, she has outsted me as the “Mayor of VIA” on Foursquare.

    This calls for drastic action.

    Suggestions?

    *this photo was actually taken last Friday during Portland’s First Friday Art Walk at the “Shoot Your Face Off” event at SPACE Gallery by the talented Nathan Eldridge

    But I’m still keeping an eye on the Ninja. She’s notoriously power hungry.

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My name is Rob Gould. I'm a single, urban dwelling Gen X ad geek. I'm a new media junky and an art world dabbler with a considerable appetite for news and pop culture in all forms. I like to talk. Some people like me. My personal house of urban angst currently migrates between Portland, ME & NYC but has traveled with me over the years to Boston, Burlington VT, London, San Diego, Rockland, ME & Santa Fe. Much like a Gulfstream with tasteful decor and a vast insecurity complex. You can find me on Twitter @bobbbyg. You can also find the professional (and very serious) me at www.bobbbyg.com.

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